why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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