FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i was taking a dump when this random girl ran in, puked all over my lap, then passed out on the floor
did you bang her?
seriously?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Things bear mace does not do: repel bears. Things bear mace does do: piss off bears, give bystanders asthma attacks. Lesson learned
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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