I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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