That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
im calling her cock vulture from now on
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
Randomize
