I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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