it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
please don't ironically join a cult
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