i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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