I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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