id be glad to
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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