I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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