last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Randomize
