Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Someone stole a lamp last night.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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