Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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