She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
you would pick up someone in the library
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
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