Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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