A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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