Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
Randomize
