Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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