have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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