Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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