I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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