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(917): View more from New York City

what time did you get home last night?

(1-917): View more from New York City

SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time

(1-917): View more from New York City

He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott

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(864): View more from South Carolina

we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?

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(614): View more from Ohio

i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.

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