Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Drunk is a universal language darling
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
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