Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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