If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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