Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
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