She announced her abortion via fbk
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
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