Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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