are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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