Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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