i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I deserve this hangover.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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