Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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