They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Buhtt sex?
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Cover your peen. We're going out.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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