I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
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