Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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