On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
This is my gift to your gina
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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