She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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