when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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