you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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