Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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