let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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