she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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