Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
A+ Viking dick
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