My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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