absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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