nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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