ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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