It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Randomize
