tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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