their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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