Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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