I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
and you fell through a lawn chair
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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