He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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