There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
Randomize
