it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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