i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
He passed out mid-signature
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
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