walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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