Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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