So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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